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The Story of Saint Stitzer

from The 4​,​000​-​Year​-​Old Virgin by DragonCum

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Now let me tell you the story of Saint Stitzer, the Dragon-King of Vagland
He is an ancient beast of an irritated sort, whose best friend might be his right hand
Surrounded by lady dragons of the most attractive breed
He's taken a vow of celibacy, no female knows his seed
For 4,000 years, his life of sainthood in defense of the kingdom suited him well
But as he reaches his four thousandth year, his life is becoming pure hell
Now consumed with pent up rage, with only anger left to bestow
He sets his eyes on conquest to win himself a hoe
In the friend zone, he's lived for four millennia and his time is running out
But in the land of Cumalot, only one other dragon fills his mind with doubt
King Bubba Supreme of Cumalot gets all the ladies at will
But when the 4,000-year-old virgin comes to town, it's Bubba he means to kill

No longer will I live in the shadows
The friend zone cannot hold me
The King of Cumalot will soon be dead
And I will get laid at last

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from The 4​,​000​-​Year​-​Old Virgin, released October 31, 2021

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Bubba Supreme - male clean and harsh vocals

Magic Merlin - guitars

Mrs. Supreme - female operatic vocals/orchestration

King Cocksmoker - bass

Saint Stitzer - Drums ... more

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