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lyrics

TARGET PRACTICE!

Here cums a dragon with a broken spirit
A heart torn apart by a trip to the friend zone
There's nothing worse than a pair of blue balls
But when a dragon jerks it, the kingdom burns down
You were the king back where you came from
But out here, you're target practice at best
You've been a virgin for 4,000 years
But whose fault is that? Whose fault is that?

Sorry you lived your life serving others
Didn't you think you would suffer?
You'll never get laid by passing the blame...

You're just target practice...

"Saint Stitzer, you've just made the biggest mistake of your life...
It was you who decided to hold in your load for 4,000 years...
So if anyone deserves to drown in dragon cum, it is you..."

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from The 4​,​000​-​Year​-​Old Virgin, released October 31, 2021

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Bubba Supreme - male clean and harsh vocals

Magic Merlin - guitars

Mrs. Supreme - female operatic vocals/orchestration

King Cocksmoker - bass

Saint Stitzer - Drums ... more

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