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How bromantic indeed...

What is this? On the horizon?
I cannot believe my dragon eyes!
Who is this? Who is this returning from the dead?

It can only be KING COCKSMOKER
KING COCKSMOKER APPROACHES

WE CAN'T LET THIS FUCKER WIN

How bromantic is this...
A hopeless virgin has found his niche
But if he gets laid, I will be dismissed
The curse will be broken, and I will be banished

BACK TO HELL...

There is so much work left to be done
Give me the strength so that the day will be won

King Cocksmoker: Saint Stitzer must never get ass
Not until my revenge is complete, so that my soul can rest...
I returned to Cumalot to vanquish my arch enemy, Bubba Supreme
But if the Saint must die as well, then so be it...

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from The 4​,​000​-​Year​-​Old Virgin, released October 31, 2021

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DragonCum Buffalo, New York

Bubba Supreme - male clean and harsh vocals

Magic Merlin - guitars

Mrs. Supreme - female operatic vocals/orchestration

King Cocksmoker - bass

Saint Stitzer - Drums ... more

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