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The kingdom of Cumalot sleeps no more
A new evil is on the horizon
It is neither man, nor beast, but a formless, ageless entity
And to this nameless foe I say...
SUCK MY FAT DICK
SUCK MY FAT COCK NOW
My fiery seed has lost none of its potency since the last battle
My scaly shaft is ready for anything
This new evil in the realm believes itself superior
But in order to test your resolve, you must...
SUCK MY FAT DICK
SUCK MY FAT COCK NOW
They call this entity, the Dominatrix
Once a woman of great beauty
Now a succubus concealed in mist
But a succubus hasn't sucked anything, until she's sucked... DRAGONCUM
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Morning Wood Wonders
04:18
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Rising in more ways than one
My cock in my hand, my eyes to the sky, on the prize!
We're holding on
To our shafts on this beautiful morning
As the sun, continues to rise
My shaft starts to burn with desire
Returning to the wilderness
To fuck all our fears, away for the day, it's alright!
Fearing the cumming of evil
So, let's shut it down, let's turn this around, this is a war!
We're burning on
Stroking so fast on this morning
As the sun begins to set
I can see a new evil cumming
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Blowjob Barrage
04:35
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Get fucked if you think you can dance
Fuck all this shit, this is not romance
Spreading disease across the land
Can't give a handy without fucking hands
Unzip your pants for me, let me blow your mind
Baby, I know just what you need
Don't worry if you start to bleed
Get fucked if you think you've got a chance
Once again, this is not romance
Had better blowies from my fucking ex
You're a fucking ghost, how can you have sex?!
Get fucked if you think you can dance
Fuck all this shit, this is not romance
Spreading disease across the land
Can't give a handy without fucking hands
Unzip your pants for me, let me blow your mind
Baby, I know just what you need
Don't worry if you start to bleed
--guitar solo covering verse and chorus riffs--
I've had more tail than Baloo the bear!
TaleSpin, mother fucker, try it if you dare
You fucking think you can blow my mind?
Try it, bitch, if you think you so fine
I got hoes in every area code
Fuck all these sluts with microphones
You got no place and you got no clout
My kingdom bitch, GET THE FUCK OUT
Bubba: Where the fuck did you come from, bitch?
Dom: I come from the land of unborn dragons. Every time you cum, your fiery seed gives me strength.
For, when you ejaculate into nothingness, I absorb the power of your unborn babies...
Now I am manifested into the sexy mist you see before you...
Bubba: What's sexy about a cloud of mist? You don't even have an ass.
Dom: Come a little closer, darling. I will show you the advantages of my noncorporeal form...
Unzip your pants for me, let me blow your mind
Baby, I know just what you need
Don't worry if you start to bleed
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Sucked Dry
03:40
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I've got a splitting fucking headache
And you've got a lotta fucking nerve
I had deals to make and money to take
Then you went and fucked it all up
Look at all these rotting corpses
You took the lifeforce from my kingdom
And I'm really fucking pissed
You sucked everyone dry!
Sucked everyone's soul out through their dicks!
You suck! Succubus, you fucking suck!
You tried to siphon my soul ...through the end of my dick!
I made money playing poker
I made money eating ass
But it looks like that's all over
Because everyone's fucking dead!
I'm turning the tables now
No more sitting around waiting for you
To kill every last righteous dude
In my fucking kingdom
I'm so sick of your dumb ass
You've gone too fucking far
No more games, no more freebies
I never cared about anyone
But myself before today
But now that I'm all alone
Bitch, you're gonna fucking pay
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I can see you don't want me
But I don't understand
Am I not everything you've been looking for?
My only purpose is to suck your dick
Bitch, you don't get it, do you?
I am not a fucking manchild
I won't be manipulated by your need to blow me
But you're not like the others
There's something different about you
What the fuck is that supposed to mean?
I should feel special because you don't want to kill me?
I would never hurt you, darling
I admire you more than you could ever know
How can I believe that?
When I'm knee-deep in corpses and all the dicks you've sucked?
Trust in me
Come a little closer to me
Let me show you
What I can be... please...
Let's face facts though, you don't even have a mouth...
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6. |
Here Cums Trouble
04:27
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This time you've gone too far
This time you've pissed me off
I'm not dealing with a scaly scumbag
I heard you were a deadbeat dad anyway
And I heard you were shit in bed
I can't believe what I'm hearing
Did my ex wife tell you that shit?
You already know her gossip means nothing
'Cause you've already had this shaft all up in you
This time I've had enough
You were never good enough
For my noncorporeal snatch anyway
You think your cum is so scary
But every dragon seed makes me stronger
Oh, no! Here cums trouble!
Here cums the succubus!
Oh, no! Here cums the dominatrix!
And no erection is safe from her
Hide your boners! They're not safe!
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*Dominatrix:
My incantation is complete
My powers are limitless
I summon you to vanquish my enemy
I need you, I need an evil like yours
*Cocksmoker (spoken):
Well, you got me, girl!
Let's kill that scaly piece of shit dragon, once and for all!
*Cocksmoker (singing):
I am King Cocksmoker
I have returned from the dead
I've never felt stronger
I've never felt more alive
I am King Cocksmoker
I have come for the dragon's head
I despise every scale on his body
HAIL TO THE KING...
*Bubba (harsh)
What the fuck is this shit?
I cut off your fucking head after the last battle!
I won't stand for this garbage
Get back in your grave, you fucking COCKSMOKER
GET BACK IN THE GROUND! DON'T MAKE A FUCKING SOUND!
*Dialogue (bridge)
Cocksmoker: I told you at the end of the last album that you hadn't seen the last of King
Cocksmoker, you fucking dumbass...
Dom: I brought the king back from the dead, and by our powers combined, Bubba Supreme
...you will DIE!
Bubba: Just because you killed off all the men, doesn't mean I still don't have an army of sexy
hoes at my brothel. Did you forget how easily I defeated you last time, king? I'll take you
down again with my SLUTS. And don't forget about the LGBTTQQIAAP community... Succubus, you've only
killed off all the STRAIGHT MEN in the realm. You've yet to see my full RAINBOW ARSENAL ...but
trust me you dumb bitches, THE DAY OF RECKONING IS UPON YOU!
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8. |
Cumming of Age
05:23
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Who's this?!
Who's this, rollin' up?!
What's the matter, DAD?
Don't you recognize your own flesh and blood?
No, it can't be. It can't be...
It's me, DAD! It's Bubba Junior!
Yeah, I'm Bubba Junior!
I've CUM of age!
I'm here to join my father in battle
Yeah, here comes BIG BUBBA JUNIOR!
I'm cumming of age
I've got this hoe, that hoe, but...
Duty calls! I must fight alongside my father
Yeah, dad, it's ME...
I ditched mom a long time ago
No worries there
She kept telling me I had to be home at 8
So, I said fuck all that noise!
You can't give me a curfew
You can't keep this magic on lock
*Dialogue:
BS: Hey, son. Did you know that your initials are BJ? HAHAHAHA
BJ: Yeah? Well, your initials are BS, because you're a full of shit deadbeat dad who abandoned me
because you couldn't stand mom.
BS: You think I'm bullshit. THAT'S bullshit, boy. Your mom threw me out and stole you. I never
abandoned you. But we can talk about all this later. Right now we have to kill that dominatrix/
succubus BITCH before she fucks up everything.
*music cuts out
Dom: What's this now? Two mighty dragons? Perhaps the boy would like his penis sucked?
BS: Don't do it, kid. She'll steal your soul!
BJ: I get plenty of ass at home, you dumb bitch. I don't need your misty ass all up in my junk.
Dom: Suit yourself then, darling. COME GET A TASTE...
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Cum on, Really?
03:55
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I'd rather take a bullet to the head
Then endure more of your lousy head
You couldn't be worse if you had teeth
Succubus, this is your last blowjob
Oh, cum on, really?
Did you think I'd be that easy?
You don't belong here, you never did
It's time for you to go the fuck away
You were never good enough for Cumalot anyway
With my kid and my hoes by my side
You don't stand a chance against my glide
Descending from the sky, my lava flow will find you
Like Dante's Peak, bitch, make sure you stand in the way
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This is the end
No more regrets
No more excuses
You're going down next
You might be born from me
But you're not my fucking family
You were born so far from here
It's time you went back there
It's time for you to go home
I'm sorry you were ever born
I suppose that you are technically
My father, since your seed created me
I won't hold you to that, since you are now my enemy
I'm sorry, I can't leave, you're going to have to accept me
Eat my lava semen
No excuses
Head back and swallow
Since you love to suck
You might be born from me
But you're not a fucking part of me
Cocksmoker: No! No! Not the dildo assault squad again! Get these hoes away from me! Quit beating me
with your rainbow flags! No! No! Don't stab me with that rainbow... *dies
Dom: You may have killed the king and outnumbered me, but you'll never catch me...
BJ: I'll get her, dad! She won't get away!
BS: Don't worry, son. She won't get far...
*solo
Dom: How did you do it? You trapped me in this strange prison? What is this rubbery substance?
BS: I've trapped you for all eternity in the Magical Condom of Infertility - Not even
DRAGONCUM can penetrate its walls. Enjoy your remaining years in solitude...
Dom: No, please don't leave me here! I can't live the rest of my life alone...
BS: Maybe you should've thought of that before you sucked 6,987 dicks...
BJ: ...In a row?
*Final chorus
I suppose that you are technically
My daughter, since my seed created you
I won't hold you to that, since you are now my enemy
I'm sorry, you can't stay, you're going to have to accept this
ONCE AGAIN! THE BATTLE HAS BEEN WON! THE KINGDOM OF CUMALOT IS FREE AT LAST!
KING COCKSMOKER IS DEAD ...AGAIN! THE DOMINATRIX IS FOREVER IMPRISONED IN THE MAGICAL CONDOM
OF INFERTILITY. I'VE BEEN REUNITED WITH MY SON, WHO THANKFULLY HATES HIS MOTHER. FUCK MY
EX-WIFE. THAT BITCH WAS SO COLD TO ME. THANK YOU, MY FAITHFUL FRIENDS FOR ENDURING ANOTHER
CHAPTER OF DRAGONCUM HERE IN THE LAND OF CUMALOT. WE HOPE YOU'VE ENJOYED YOURSELVES! AND AS
ALWAYS, PLEASE CUM AGAIN...
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