The kingdom of Cumalot sleeps no more A new evil is on the horizon It is neither man, nor beast, but a formless, ageless entity And to this nameless foe I say... SUCK MY FAT DICK SUCK MY FAT COCK NOW My fiery seed has lost none of its potency since the last battle My scaly shaft is ready for anything This new evil in the realm believes itself superior But in order to test your resolve, you must... SUCK MY FAT DICK SUCK MY FAT COCK NOW They call this entity, the Dominatrix Once a woman of great beauty Now a succubus concealed in mist But a succubus hasn't sucked anything, until she's sucked... DRAGONCUM

Rising in more ways than one My cock in my hand, my eyes to the sky, on the prize! We're holding on To our shafts on this beautiful morning As the sun, continues to rise My shaft starts to burn with desire Returning to the wilderness To fuck all our fears, away for the day, it's alright! Fearing the cumming of evil So, let's shut it down, let's turn this around, this is a war! We're burning on Stroking so fast on this morning As the sun begins to set I can see a new evil cumming

Get fucked if you think you can dance Fuck all this shit, this is not romance Spreading disease across the land Can't give a handy without fucking hands Unzip your pants for me, let me blow your mind Baby, I know just what you need Don't worry if you start to bleed Get fucked if you think you've got a chance Once again, this is not romance Had better blowies from my fucking ex You're a fucking ghost, how can you have sex?! Get fucked if you think you can dance Fuck all this shit, this is not romance Spreading disease across the land Can't give a handy without fucking hands Unzip your pants for me, let me blow your mind Baby, I know just what you need Don't worry if you start to bleed --guitar solo covering verse and chorus riffs-- I've had more tail than Baloo the bear! TaleSpin, mother fucker, try it if you dare You fucking think you can blow my mind? Try it, bitch, if you think you so fine I got hoes in every area code Fuck all these sluts with microphones You got no place and you got no clout My kingdom bitch, GET THE FUCK OUT Bubba: Where the fuck did you come from, bitch? Dom: I come from the land of unborn dragons. Every time you cum, your fiery seed gives me strength. For, when you ejaculate into nothingness, I absorb the power of your unborn babies... Now I am manifested into the sexy mist you see before you... Bubba: What's sexy about a cloud of mist? You don't even have an ass. Dom: Come a little closer, darling. I will show you the advantages of my noncorporeal form... Unzip your pants for me, let me blow your mind Baby, I know just what you need Don't worry if you start to bleed

I've got a splitting fucking headache And you've got a lotta fucking nerve I had deals to make and money to take Then you went and fucked it all up Look at all these rotting corpses You took the lifeforce from my kingdom And I'm really fucking pissed You sucked everyone dry! Sucked everyone's soul out through their dicks! You suck! Succubus, you fucking suck! You tried to siphon my soul ...through the end of my dick! I made money playing poker I made money eating ass But it looks like that's all over Because everyone's fucking dead! I'm turning the tables now No more sitting around waiting for you To kill every last righteous dude In my fucking kingdom I'm so sick of your dumb ass You've gone too fucking far No more games, no more freebies I never cared about anyone But myself before today But now that I'm all alone Bitch, you're gonna fucking pay

I can see you don't want me But I don't understand Am I not everything you've been looking for? My only purpose is to suck your dick Bitch, you don't get it, do you? I am not a fucking manchild I won't be manipulated by your need to blow me But you're not like the others There's something different about you What the fuck is that supposed to mean? I should feel special because you don't want to kill me? I would never hurt you, darling I admire you more than you could ever know How can I believe that? When I'm knee-deep in corpses and all the dicks you've sucked? Trust in me Come a little closer to me Let me show you What I can be... please... Let's face facts though, you don't even have a mouth...

This time you've gone too far This time you've pissed me off I'm not dealing with a scaly scumbag I heard you were a deadbeat dad anyway And I heard you were shit in bed I can't believe what I'm hearing Did my ex wife tell you that shit? You already know her gossip means nothing 'Cause you've already had this shaft all up in you This time I've had enough You were never good enough For my noncorporeal snatch anyway You think your cum is so scary But every dragon seed makes me stronger Oh, no! Here cums trouble! Here cums the succubus! Oh, no! Here cums the dominatrix! And no erection is safe from her Hide your boners! They're not safe!

*Dominatrix: My incantation is complete My powers are limitless I summon you to vanquish my enemy I need you, I need an evil like yours *Cocksmoker (spoken): Well, you got me, girl! Let's kill that scaly piece of shit dragon, once and for all! *Cocksmoker (singing): I am King Cocksmoker I have returned from the dead I've never felt stronger I've never felt more alive I am King Cocksmoker I have come for the dragon's head I despise every scale on his body HAIL TO THE KING... *Bubba (harsh) What the fuck is this shit? I cut off your fucking head after the last battle! I won't stand for this garbage Get back in your grave, you fucking COCKSMOKER GET BACK IN THE GROUND! DON'T MAKE A FUCKING SOUND! *Dialogue (bridge) Cocksmoker: I told you at the end of the last album that you hadn't seen the last of King Cocksmoker, you fucking dumbass... Dom: I brought the king back from the dead, and by our powers combined, Bubba Supreme ...you will DIE! Bubba: Just because you killed off all the men, doesn't mean I still don't have an army of sexy hoes at my brothel. Did you forget how easily I defeated you last time, king? I'll take you down again with my SLUTS. And don't forget about the LGBTTQQIAAP community... Succubus, you've only killed off all the STRAIGHT MEN in the realm. You've yet to see my full RAINBOW ARSENAL ...but trust me you dumb bitches, THE DAY OF RECKONING IS UPON YOU!

Who's this?! Who's this, rollin' up?! What's the matter, DAD? Don't you recognize your own flesh and blood? No, it can't be. It can't be... It's me, DAD! It's Bubba Junior! Yeah, I'm Bubba Junior! I've CUM of age! I'm here to join my father in battle Yeah, here comes BIG BUBBA JUNIOR! I'm cumming of age I've got this hoe, that hoe, but... Duty calls! I must fight alongside my father Yeah, dad, it's ME... I ditched mom a long time ago No worries there She kept telling me I had to be home at 8 So, I said fuck all that noise! You can't give me a curfew You can't keep this magic on lock *Dialogue: BS: Hey, son. Did you know that your initials are BJ? HAHAHAHA BJ: Yeah? Well, your initials are BS, because you're a full of shit deadbeat dad who abandoned me because you couldn't stand mom. BS: You think I'm bullshit. THAT'S bullshit, boy. Your mom threw me out and stole you. I never abandoned you. But we can talk about all this later. Right now we have to kill that dominatrix/ succubus BITCH before she fucks up everything. *music cuts out Dom: What's this now? Two mighty dragons? Perhaps the boy would like his penis sucked? BS: Don't do it, kid. She'll steal your soul! BJ: I get plenty of ass at home, you dumb bitch. I don't need your misty ass all up in my junk. Dom: Suit yourself then, darling. COME GET A TASTE...

I'd rather take a bullet to the head Then endure more of your lousy head You couldn't be worse if you had teeth Succubus, this is your last blowjob Oh, cum on, really? Did you think I'd be that easy? You don't belong here, you never did It's time for you to go the fuck away You were never good enough for Cumalot anyway With my kid and my hoes by my side You don't stand a chance against my glide Descending from the sky, my lava flow will find you Like Dante's Peak, bitch, make sure you stand in the way

This is the end No more regrets No more excuses You're going down next You might be born from me But you're not my fucking family You were born so far from here It's time you went back there It's time for you to go home I'm sorry you were ever born I suppose that you are technically My father, since your seed created me I won't hold you to that, since you are now my enemy I'm sorry, I can't leave, you're going to have to accept me Eat my lava semen No excuses Head back and swallow Since you love to suck You might be born from me But you're not a fucking part of me Cocksmoker: No! No! Not the dildo assault squad again! Get these hoes away from me! Quit beating me with your rainbow flags! No! No! Don't stab me with that rainbow... *dies Dom: You may have killed the king and outnumbered me, but you'll never catch me... BJ: I'll get her, dad! She won't get away! BS: Don't worry, son. She won't get far... *solo Dom: How did you do it? You trapped me in this strange prison? What is this rubbery substance? BS: I've trapped you for all eternity in the Magical Condom of Infertility - Not even DRAGONCUM can penetrate its walls. Enjoy your remaining years in solitude... Dom: No, please don't leave me here! I can't live the rest of my life alone... BS: Maybe you should've thought of that before you sucked 6,987 dicks... BJ: ...In a row? *Final chorus I suppose that you are technically My daughter, since my seed created you I won't hold you to that, since you are now my enemy I'm sorry, you can't stay, you're going to have to accept this ONCE AGAIN! THE BATTLE HAS BEEN WON! THE KINGDOM OF CUMALOT IS FREE AT LAST! KING COCKSMOKER IS DEAD ...AGAIN! THE DOMINATRIX IS FOREVER IMPRISONED IN THE MAGICAL CONDOM OF INFERTILITY. I'VE BEEN REUNITED WITH MY SON, WHO THANKFULLY HATES HIS MOTHER. FUCK MY EX-WIFE. THAT BITCH WAS SO COLD TO ME. THANK YOU, MY FAITHFUL FRIENDS FOR ENDURING ANOTHER CHAPTER OF DRAGONCUM HERE IN THE LAND OF CUMALOT. WE HOPE YOU'VE ENJOYED YOURSELVES! AND AS ALWAYS, PLEASE CUM AGAIN...